From the writings of Nalla Mann--Bartender of the Bloody Nall Tavern
He grabbed out for a large branch that was hanging out over the river -but it only broke off in his hand. Caught in the current he had no choice but to ride it out. The thundering noise grew louder as he neared the lip of the waterfall. He was helpless as the rushing water tossed him out over the edge. But then he got a lucky break as just 4 feet over the waterfall's edge he landed with a thud on a rocky outcropping that split the waterfall in two.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
A Lucky Break (12/26/2006)
From the writings of Nalla Mann--Bartender of the Bloody Nall Tavern
He held his breath and headed to the bottom of the river finding a deep current and riding it as far down river as possible before he resurfaced. When he did surface -he found himself in the middle of some fast moving rapids . He struggled to keep his head above the water and his body from mashing up against the jagged rocks. Fighting for breath as the pace of the river began to speed up. He could hear a thundering noised up ahead.
He held his breath and headed to the bottom of the river finding a deep current and riding it as far down river as possible before he resurfaced. When he did surface -he found himself in the middle of some fast moving rapids . He struggled to keep his head above the water and his body from mashing up against the jagged rocks. Fighting for breath as the pace of the river began to speed up. He could hear a thundering noised up ahead.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
A Lucky Break (12/21/2006)
From the writings of Nalla Mann--Bartender of the Bloody Nall Tavern
He darted past the warriors into the jungle-- as spears impaled the trees along his escape route. A spear ripped through his shirt sleeve as he made his way blindly through the thick jungle brush. He came to an embankment. -Without thinking he leapt off the edge -turning in midair and firing his gun into the two lead warriors as he fell nearly twenty feet into the river below. He hit the water at a dive -heading deep underwater. Spears and darts whooshed into the water behind him -one embedding itself into his shoulder blade.
He darted past the warriors into the jungle-- as spears impaled the trees along his escape route. A spear ripped through his shirt sleeve as he made his way blindly through the thick jungle brush. He came to an embankment. -Without thinking he leapt off the edge -turning in midair and firing his gun into the two lead warriors as he fell nearly twenty feet into the river below. He hit the water at a dive -heading deep underwater. Spears and darts whooshed into the water behind him -one embedding itself into his shoulder blade.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
A Lucky Break (12/17/20006)
From the Writings of Nalla Mann -Bartender of the Bloody Nall Tavern
The situation was hopeless. As soon as he fired his gun --a deluge of spears would cut him into pieces. The circle of white faced warriors tightened in around him --Then he got a lucky break. A huge explosion rocked the jungle. Violently shaking the ground beneath them -leveling everyone to the jungle floor. The Pineappleman wasted no time regaining his balance and moving before anyone had a chance to react. He ran straight at the still stunned warriors--dropping two with a clothesline --and then with a wild slash of his machete he cut off the spear wielding arm as he was raising it.
Friday, May 27, 2011
A Lucky Break (The Revenge of the Pineappleman) (Dec 4th 2006)
Today starts a longer story
From the Writings of Nalla Mann -Bartender of the Bloody Nall Tavern
He stood in the dark musky jungle-- A machete in one hand a gun in the other. He was completely surrounded by white faced faced jungle-men. They began to circle around him slowly closing in. His eyes darted back and forth.
From the Writings of Nalla Mann -Bartender of the Bloody Nall Tavern
He stood in the dark musky jungle-- A machete in one hand a gun in the other. He was completely surrounded by white faced faced jungle-men. They began to circle around him slowly closing in. His eyes darted back and forth.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Dangerous Jungle (Dec 30th 2006)
From the Writings of Historian Cire Darb from the collected myths of the Swohs Valley
He stashed the machete into his belt and grabbed a gun from the fallen worker. Stepping over the bloody pineapple crates and bodies he made his way back through what remained of the caravan. Firing a barrage of bullets into the remaining cats. Downing one large cat as it tried to scramble up a nearby tree. Taking out another with a bullet that pierced straight through its ear and out the other side. The cats having lost half of their number now took off into the jungle
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Dangerous Jungle (Dec 26th 2006)
From the Writings of Cire Darb -Historian from the Myths of the Swohs Valley Elders
He ran with his machete raised into the air.. A large cat that was gnawing on the head of one of his workers-looked up at him as he approached -brain matter dripping from its teeth. The Pineappleman fired off 2 shots taking out both of the cat's eyes. With eyes bleeding and half dead the cat ran toward where the shots had originated. The Pineappleman dodged its charge cleaving a large slash into the back of the cat's thick neck. Blood sprayed out of the cat's neck like a fountain---the cat slumped forward nearly decapitated.
He ran with his machete raised into the air.. A large cat that was gnawing on the head of one of his workers-looked up at him as he approached -brain matter dripping from its teeth. The Pineappleman fired off 2 shots taking out both of the cat's eyes. With eyes bleeding and half dead the cat ran toward where the shots had originated. The Pineappleman dodged its charge cleaving a large slash into the back of the cat's thick neck. Blood sprayed out of the cat's neck like a fountain---the cat slumped forward nearly decapitated.
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