Dangerous Jungle (Dec 26th 2006)

From the Writings of Cire Darb -Historian from the Myths of the Swohs Valley Elders

He ran with his machete raised into the air.. A large cat that was gnawing on the head of one of his workers-looked up at him as he approached -brain matter dripping from its teeth. The Pineappleman fired off 2 shots taking out both of the cat's eyes. With eyes bleeding and half dead the cat ran toward where the shots had originated. The Pineappleman dodged its charge cleaving a large slash into the back of the cat's thick neck. Blood sprayed out of the cat's neck like a fountain---the cat slumped forward nearly decapitated.